The Hollywood Squares (Daytime) (1965–1980)

Rose Marie: Self - Panelist

Quotes 

• Peter Marshall : On what night is a woman most likely to be molested?

  Rose Marie : With my luck, it's probably tonight - and I'm working.

• Peter Marshall : You're a shy, bashful girl. According to "Cosmo," will you probably be helped in overcoming your shyness by choosing an extroverted, outgoing husband?

  Rose Marie : Gosh, Pete, I did that once and his wife caught us.

• Peter Marshall : True or false: According to columnist Bert Bacharach, people tend to start shrinking a little after age 30.

  Paul Lynde : Did you know that Rose Marie is standing up right now in her cubicle?

  Rose Marie : [to Paul]  OH, SHUT UP!

• Peter Marshall : True or false, massaging the feet helps some people with hot flashes?

  George Gobel : So that's why Rose Marie wears battery-operated shoes.

  Rose Marie : OH! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT! I KNEW IT!

• Peter Marshall : According to Amy Vanderbilt, what is the maximum length of time you and your fiancé should be engaged?

  Rose Marie : Engaged in what?

• Peter Marshall : Can you get a closer shave in the morning or in the evening?

  Rose Marie : I don't know, Peter! I don't shave!

  [short pause] 

  Rose Marie : My face, I mean. What a stupid question.

• Peter Marshall : According to the famous children's story, why did Goldilocks refuse the porridge of the great big bear?

  Rose Marie : Papa Bear?

  Peter Marshall : M-hmm.

  Rose Marie : [referring to Vincent Price]  Probably Vincent was playing the part, and he cooked it.

• Peter Marshall : Is there anything in or on your body that was there the day you were born?

  Rose Marie : [pointing to her head]  The black bow!