Batman: The Movie (1966)
Cesar Romero: The Joker
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Quotes
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The Penguin : Waugh waugh!
The Joker : [mocking] Waugh waugh!
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The Joker : A joke a day, keeps the gloom away!
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The Joker : Have you heard this one? It'll *kill* you, Batman!
[laughs evilly]
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The Joker : Suppose Penguin did fail! All the more reason not to hand them your crazy clues!
The Riddler : Oh, but I must, I must! Why, outwitting Batman is my sole delight, my heaven on earth, my very paradise!
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The Riddler : This bird has flown around the bend.
The Joker : To cuckoo to land!
The Catwoman : Riddler! Joker! Do something! We weren't meant for a watery grave, DO SOMETHING!
The Joker : Now hear this! Now hear this! Blow all tanks! Surface! Surface!
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The Catwoman : [to her cat] Sic 'em, Hecate. Scratch out their eyes.
The Penguin : Take away that ravenous panther!
The Riddler : So help me, Catwoman, I'll feed him to the birds.
The Joker : I'll incapacitate the beast with my trick confetti!
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Commodore Schmidlapp : Any notion how much longer this yacht will remain here, fogbound off the Grand Banks?
The Joker : Oh, I really couldn't say, sir.
Commodore Schmidlapp : Oh well, gives me a jolly good chance to get caught up on my Dickens.
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Commodore Schmidlapp : Your face has the most ghastly pallor. Are you getting enough of the good ole sea air?
The Joker : Oh, my duties keep me mostly undercover, sir.
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Commodore Schmidlapp : Should be worth millions of Yankee dollars, pip-pip!
The Joker : Oh! Well, pip-pip to you, sir!
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The Joker : Don't sound so bossy! If you please.
The Penguin : My dear, sir, as the poet says: "On land, you may command. At sea, it is me." Waa-waa!
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The Penguin : Capital! But who are we going to kidnap?
The Riddler : I know the perfect victim. I know the perfect victim! l know the perfect victim! Bruce Wayne, the millionaire head of that disgusting do-gooding Wayne Foundation.
The Joker : Oo! Ooo! Delicious! Just the sort of square citizen Batman will dash to rescue.
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The Penguin : He swallowed the Catbait!
The Joker : And now to make him Batbait.
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The Riddler : The Dynamic Duo has been silenced forever.
The Joker : And blasted out of the sky by a coincidence! Oh, the delicious irony of it! Downed by one of Riddler's Polaris skywriters.
The Penguin : Oh, happy happenstance! Now, hold your breaths as we cross the hall. There are still lingering traces of my finely filtered Penguin gas.
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The Joker : Pirates! To arms!