The Blue Max (1966)
Ursula Andress: Countess Kaeti von Klugermann
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Quotes
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Bruno Stachel : Do you think I came all this way to run off to Switzerland with you?
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : You gambled your life for me once with Willy.
Bruno Stachel : That was about flying, Kaeti, not about you!
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Bruno Stachel : You amuse me.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : I?
Bruno Stachel : People like you, the Count, Willi.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Amuse or shock?
Bruno Stachel : I said amuse.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : I adore your innocence. You really believe your betters should behave better. Don't you?
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Bruno Stachel : [resignedly] Well, I suppose I might as well say it.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Say what?
Bruno Stachel : You're beautiful.
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General Count von Klugermann : I'm sorry to have been so long. Are you bored?
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : With all these men around?
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Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Look at Willi. Doesn't he look splendid! The Blue Max will go so well with his eyes.
General Count von Klugermann : Yes, he is rather vain. He'll probably wear it in bed for the first few days.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Oh, how uncomfortable for the girl.
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Bruno Stachel : As long as you're here, perhaps I can get you that drink.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Yes, do.
Bruno Stachel : I'm afraid I'm out of champagne.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Serve whatever you have.
Bruno Stachel : Schnapps.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : [takes a drink] Mmm, horrible. But, quite stimulating.
[puts out her glass for more]
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Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : So, that's you: Cobra.
Bruno Stachel : Cobra?
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Yes. That's what Willi calls you.
Bruno Stachel : He's been talking about me to you?
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : I asked. He says you'e quite, eh, deadly - in sort of a quiet way.
Bruno Stachel : He's a romantic.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : And you're not?
Bruno Stachel : No.
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Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : [stops a romantic advance by Stachel] No. Tonight is a - family affair.
[laughs]
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Are you shocked?
Bruno Stachel : No.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : You see, my husband is a very civilized man. And we are great friends.
Bruno Stachel : It must be nice to have an understanding friend.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Oh, yes, it is.
Bruno Stachel : Willi, must be getting impatient. Shall I announce you?
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Please do.
[Stachel pounds on the wall to the Countess' nephew, Willi's, adjoining room]
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Bruno Stachel : Where is our General? Your husband?
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Oh, he doesn't worry about me.
Bruno Stachel : He doesn't? Well, he should.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : By now he's with the Countess von Hurling. On my right at dinner. They play war games together.
Bruno Stachel : These games go on until morning?
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : Sometimes. My husband finds them very absorbing.
Bruno Stachel : It's a very heady responsibility, being a General.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : That depends on how good you are at tactics.
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Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : I hope the owner of this place is as discrete as he looks, darling.
Bruno Stachel : He should be. I paid him enough.
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Bruno Stachel : You know, he never did accept me as his equal - in or out of bed.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : You're deliciously crude, darling.
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Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : That game, whatever it was, it was about me, wasn't it?
Bruno Stachel : In a way, yes.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann : I find that exciting! Would you die for me?