Killer's Carnival (1966)

Walter Giller: Karl (Vienna segment)

Quotes 

• Karl (Vienna segment) : Excuse me, Sir. There's a young lady to see you.

  David Porter (Vienna segment) : Don't talk nonsense. Send her away.

  Karl (Vienna segment) : I can't, Sir. She's here.

  David Porter (Vienna segment) : Where?

  Monique Carrar (Vienna segment) : Here.

  David Porter (Vienna segment) : Who the devil are you?

  Monique Carrar (Vienna segment) : You're David Porter.

  David Porter (Vienna segment) : Is that what you came here to tell me?

  Monique Carrar (Vienna segment) : I'm Monique Carrar.

  David Porter (Vienna segment) : Well, how do you do? Now, Karl, would you show the young lady out. And then come back and tell me why you showed her in.

  Monique Carrar (Vienna segment) : He let me in because I insisted.

  David Porter (Vienna segment) : That is no reason.

  Monique Carrar (Vienna segment) : I came to talk to you.

  David Porter (Vienna segment) : Karl!

  [he beckons him over] 

  Karl (Vienna segment) : Yes, Sir?

  David Porter (Vienna segment) : You're fired.

  Karl (Vienna segment) : Yes, Sir.

  David Porter (Vienna segment) : And now show the lady out.

  Karl (Vienna segment) : I can't, Sir. I'm unemployed!