Carry on Screaming! (1966)
Frank Thornton: Mr. Jones
Quotes
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Constable Slobotham : [taking notes, about the break-in at the shop, and the dummy being stolen] Now, what precise time would you say this happened, sir?
Mr. Jones : How should I know? I was only called out of bed half an hour ago.
Constable Slobotham : Your bed was that, sir?
Mr. Jones : No, it was... What difference does it make whose bed it was?
Constable Slobotham : It might make a difference to somebody, sir.
Det Sgt. Bung : [arrives in his car] What's happened here then?
Constable Slobotham : [looking at the shattered glass window, and shards of glass everywhere.] I'd say it's a clear case of breaking and entering.
Det Sgt. Bung : [sarcastically] No. You don't say.
Constable Slobotham : And the footprints inside. I was going to examine them closely for any distinguishing marks.
Det Sgt. Bung : [amazed at his stupidity] Distinguishing? Can you think of anything more distinguishing than having SIX TOES?