Kaleidoscope (1966)

Warren Beatty: Barney Lincoln

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• Barney Lincoln : Violets for your furs, madam.

  Angel McGinnis : Like the song.

  Barney Lincoln : Like the song.

• Museum Receptionist : I'm so glad you like us, Professor. We're a little museum, actually. Totally without pretension, but, we do like to feel that our slide collection is *rather* daring.

  Barney Lincoln : Well, it left me breathless.

• Angel McGinnis : Funny, you don't look obscene.

  Barney Lincoln : I'm not obscene. I'm just generous, to a fault.

  Angel McGinnis : Me too. How lovely.

  Barney Lincoln : Yeah, lovely.

• Barney Lincoln : There's a nasty fellow.

  Museum Receptionist : Oh, yes. Kill, kill, kill. You know, that's really all he likes to do. Naughty.

• Angel McGinnis : We could be doing this anywhere else in the whole world. Why did we have to come all the way to France?

  Barney Lincoln : If we hadn't come, we wouldn't have met again.

  Angel McGinnis : Good thinking. Of course, if we hadn't come all this way, we'd probably be doing exactly the same thing somewhere else - only with different people.

  Barney Lincoln : Is that a purely hypothetical thought?

  Angel McGinnis : Purely.

  Barney Lincoln : Very risque.

  Angel McGinnis : Well, you know what they say about English girls.

• Angel McGinnis : What you going to do?

  Barney Lincoln : What do mean? When I grow up or now?

  Angel McGinnis : I don't care what people do when they grow up.

  Barney Lincoln : We'll think of something.

• Barney Lincoln : Are you trying to compromise me, lady?

  Angel McGinnis : Absolutely.

  Barney Lincoln : Good girl. Come on, we'll have a drink.

  Angel McGinnis : No thanks. I'll just nibble at your champagne.

• Barney Lincoln : You followed me. Did you follow me?

  Angel McGinnis : You followed me first.

  Barney Lincoln : I never followed you.

• Barney Lincoln : I don't believe you're a career girl.

  Angel McGinnis : I design kinky clothes for baby-faced girls...

  Barney Lincoln : Come on, what do you really do?

  Angel McGinnis : I design kinky clothes for baby-faced girls from Chelsea who like to show off their pretty little knees.

  Barney Lincoln : Well, I can't see your pretty little knees.

• Barney Lincoln : Do I detect a new note in your cheerful birdsong?

  Angel McGinnis : I hope not. That would be dreary and being dreary embarrasses me.

• Barney Lincoln : I wonder if I were to sat in one of those nice comfy chairs if you could bring me a cup of tea?

  Casino Waiter : My pleasure is to be at your pleasure.

• Angel McGinnis : You won pots of money at the casino. I was very impressed. It was pots, wasn't it?

  Barney Lincoln : Pots!

  Angel McGinnis : And I'm obviously lucky for you. A rabbit's foot.

• Angel McGinnis : Shut your eyes and start counting to a hundred - and never tell yourself I didn't really exist.

  Barney Lincoln : I think your serious.

  Angel McGinnis : Yes, I am. So, start counting. Count!

  Barney Lincoln : One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...

• Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : I'm going to offer you a job. One which I hope you won't find too tedious. One which you might even enjoy. Are you interested?

  Barney Lincoln : Well, my time is your time, Inspector.

  Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : Like the song.

  Barney Lincoln : Like the song.

• Barney Lincoln : Stop acting like a little girl.

  Angel McGinnis : Oh, fuck you! If you say rotten, stupid things like that to me.

• Barney Lincoln : Is your vacation getting you down?

  Angel McGinnis : My vacation's lovely, thank you. But, different to the one I'd planned. Much more sexy, lovely.

• Barney Lincoln : You want me to beat him?

  Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : I want you to beat him. I want you to beat him and beat him. I want you to drive him to the ground like a wicket.

• Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : You're going to love your new job, Mr. Lincoln.

  Barney Lincoln : Wrong. I haven't worked in years.

• Barney Lincoln : Once the idea occurred to me, it was absolutely irresistible.

• Dominion Porter : Good evening, sir.

  Barney Lincoln : Lincoln, Barney Lincoln. An introduction was arranged by Lord Climan.

  Dominion Porter : Yes, sir, you were expected. You and, em?

  Angel McGinnis : Constant Companion.

• Barney Lincoln : Did you do it when we first met? Here in London?

  Angel McGinnis : No.

  Barney Lincoln : Nice?

  Angel McGinnis : No.

  Barney Lincoln : Cannes?

  Angel McGinnis : No.

  Barney Lincoln : Monte Carlo? - - Monte Carlo.

• Barney Lincoln : Alright, I'll start tonight.

  Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : And finish.

  Barney Lincoln : Stop being a surrealist! It'll take time, you know that.

• Barney Lincoln : Could we possibly have a cup of tea and discuss your inconsistencies a little?

• Angel McGinnis : Do I remind you of your mother?

  Barney Lincoln : Nor my father.

• Barney Lincoln : Emanuel McGinnis, Scotland Yard. Tomorrow morning. Ten o'clock. Do try to be punctual. You won't disappoint me, will you?

  Barney Lincoln : What if I did?

  Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : We could be very rude.

  Barney Lincoln : All right.

  Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : Promise?

  Barney Lincoln : Want me to cross my heart, darling?

  Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : Terribly charming.

• Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : Milk and sugar?

  Barney Lincoln : No. Neither. But, I would like to ask a question.

  Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : Before tea?

• Barney Lincoln : If he's your father, why don't you call him daddy, the way other kids do.

  Angel McGinnis : I just don't and I don't see what I call him has got to do with anything.

  Barney Lincoln : The fact that you've set me up as a clay pigeon, you've given me an option on a prison cell, you're right it doesn't. Listen, call him the Easter Bunny, I couldn't care a less.

• Angel McGinnis : Does living in sin actually a crime?

  Barney Lincoln : It's frowned upon.

• Angel McGinnis : I hate guns. And I don't like fighting.

  Barney Lincoln : How does living grab you?

• Harry Dominion : Sticky buns, Mr. Lincoln?

  Barney Lincoln : Oh, sticky buns.

  Angel McGinnis : They're absolutely delicious.

  Harry Dominion : Isn't she lovely.