Munster, Go Home! (1966)
Yvonne De Carlo: Lily Munster
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Quotes
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Herman : Gee, Lily, tonight's the night of the Captain's party, dear. I've got my sea legs now. And I want to go to the party and put on funny hats and be obnoxious and talk too loud and get stoned. Uphold the American image abroad.
Lily Munster : Never mind that. You'll have plenty of time to make a fool of yourself when you get to England.
Herman : Well, okay. If that's a promise.
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Lily Munster : [Lily and Grandpa are 'borrowing' a couple of horses] Grandpa, what if we get caught?
Grandpa Munster : Listen, it won't be the first time I was hanged as a horse thief.
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Eddie Munster : Mom, how come Pop inherited an English title? I thought he was made in Germany.
Lily Munster : Well you see, Eddie, at an early age, your father left Doctor Frankenstein's lab in Germany...
Herman : [Herman puts a monocle over his eye and looks in the mirror, which promptly shatters] That's right, son.
Lily Munster : ...and then he arrived in England and he was adopted by a family called Munster, who gave him their name.
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Lily Munster : Marilyn, if you should happen to meet any strange men on board, be sure and speak to them.
Herman : That's right, dear. Don't let your... unattractiveness make you self conscious.
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Lily Munster : Herman, you've been in bed now for two days. You're not going to die.
Herman : I know I'm not. I'm not strong enough to die.
Grandpa Munster : Relax, Herman. Eddie and Marilyn are in the hold now, getting my portable laboratory out of our car. I'll whip up a potion and have you on your feet before you can say: Jack the Ripper.
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Lily Munster : Oh! Freddie Munster, you're not a very nice person!
Freddie Munster : I am a thorough rotter, like all the Munsters before me, and proud of it!
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Herman : Oh, what's the happy occasion?
Lily Munster : The reading of a will.
Herman : Oh, goody! That sounds like a fun thing.
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Lily Munster : Marilyn, you could take a few lessons from Cousin Grace. See what a sandpaper skin and a touch of malnutrition can do for the complexion?
Marilyn Munster : Oh, yes! It does wonders for you, Cousin Grace.
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Lily Munster : There, there, dear. You've only had your heart broken. Wait till you've had a stake driven through it a half a dozen times, like I have.
