Munster, Go Home! (1966)
Fred Gwynne: Herman Munster
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Quotes
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Grandpa Munster : Herman, this is the secret of Munster Hall.
Herman : Call the police. Call the FBI. Get Scotland Yard. Phone Batman. Car 54, where *are* you?
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Herman : Gee, Lily, tonight's the night of the Captain's party, dear. I've got my sea legs now. And I want to go to the party and put on funny hats and be obnoxious and talk too loud and get stoned. Uphold the American image abroad.
Lily Munster : Never mind that. You'll have plenty of time to make a fool of yourself when you get to England.
Herman : Well, okay. If that's a promise.
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Cruikshank : Can I get you a bite of breakfast, governor?
Herman : Oh, thank you very much, Cruikshank, eh, but I am not a governor. I never even made Alderman.
[chuckles]
Herman : I'm a simple man, a man of the people. You may call me "Lord".
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Eddie Munster : Mom, how come Pop inherited an English title? I thought he was made in Germany.
Lily Munster : Well you see, Eddie, at an early age, your father left Doctor Frankenstein's lab in Germany...
Herman : [Herman puts a monocle over his eye and looks in the mirror, which promptly shatters] That's right, son.
Lily Munster : ...and then he arrived in England and he was adopted by a family called Munster, who gave him their name.
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Herman : Goodbye, Spot. Don't eat anybody till we get back!
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Lily Munster : Marilyn, if you should happen to meet any strange men on board, be sure and speak to them.
Herman : That's right, dear. Don't let your... unattractiveness make you self conscious.
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Lily Munster : Herman, you've been in bed now for two days. You're not going to die.
Herman : I know I'm not. I'm not strong enough to die.
Grandpa Munster : Relax, Herman. Eddie and Marilyn are in the hold now, getting my portable laboratory out of our car. I'll whip up a potion and have you on your feet before you can say: Jack the Ripper.
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Herman : Oh, what's the happy occasion?
Lily Munster : The reading of a will.
Herman : Oh, goody! That sounds like a fun thing.
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Freddie Munster : Doesn't he speak English?
Herman : No. Just American.
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Herman : I just can't get over it, Lily. To think that this is mine. All mine!
Grandpa Munster : I know. I know, Hermy baby.
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Herman : Lily, dear, I promised Aunt Effigie I would uphold the family honor. Roger insulted our Marilyn, and Aunt Effigie said it was this or fight a duel. And you know I don't have a gun permit.
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Herman : I'm an English lord now. Tally-ho!
