Munster, Go Home! (1966)

Al Lewis: Grandpa

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• Grandpa Munster : Herman, this is the secret of Munster Hall.

  Herman : Call the police. Call the FBI. Get Scotland Yard. Phone Batman. Car 54, where *are* you?

• Marilyn Munster : Uncle Cavanaugh? I didn't know there were any English Munsters.

  Grandpa Munster : Marilyn dear, no matter where you go in the world, you can always dig up one of our relatives.

• Grandpa Munster : Herman, I must ask Freddie where he gets his slime. It looks imported.

• Lily Munster : [Lily and Grandpa are 'borrowing' a couple of horses]  Grandpa, what if we get caught?

  Grandpa Munster : Listen, it won't be the first time I was hanged as a horse thief.

• Grandpa Munster : Listen, Buster, this is modern day England, you can't get away with knocking off Herman!

  Freddie Munster : But that's what makes the whole thing so delightful, we can!

• Eddie Munster : [Herman gets seasick]  Grandpa, what's wrong with Pop?

  Grandpa : What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong, Lord Munster is about to *heave* ho.

• Grandpa Munster : We could use some fresh blood in the family.

• Lily Munster : Herman, you've been in bed now for two days. You're not going to die.

  Herman : I know I'm not. I'm not strong enough to die.

  Grandpa Munster : Relax, Herman. Eddie and Marilyn are in the hold now, getting my portable laboratory out of our car. I'll whip up a potion and have you on your feet before you can say: Jack the Ripper.

• Grandpa : I've been prescribing these seasickness pills for centuries, if it wasn't for me, Columbus would've discovered America leaning over the rail.

• Eddie Munster : Good night, Grandpa.

  Grandpa Munster : Good night. Rotten dreams.

• Herman : I just can't get over it, Lily. To think that this is mine. All mine!

  Grandpa Munster : I know. I know, Hermy baby.