Munster, Go Home! (1966)

Arthur Malet: Alfie

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• Millie : What's the matter with you two blokes? I've seen zombies at the flickers looking 'appier than you two.

  Alfie : You'd have the wobblies too, if you'd seen what we'd seen the other night at Munster Hall.

• Joey : A nice slice o' cake, she is, Al.

  Alfie : Right. Sorta makes you wish it was - your birthday.

• Alfie : Crikey! They gettin' heavier all the time.

• Joey : Alfie, no need to go all weak-kneed every time we're here at Munster Hall. If it gives you the shivers, don't look at it.

  Alfie : Well, it makes me skin crawl, Joey. Me mum says they have a murder every week. Just like changing films at the cinema.