Munster, Go Home! (1966)

Debbie Watson: Marilyn Munster

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• Marilyn Munster : [trying to get out of a Ferrari without revealing too much leg]  A girl has trouble getting out of these things.

  Roger : Yes, I think the Italians designed them that way. I've been racing it in America. What do you think of it?

  Marilyn Munster : Oh, it's real cute.

  Roger : My dear girl, one does not refer to a Ferrari 3-liter overhead cam GT Spider as cute. Formidable, magnificent, sexy, perhaps; but, never cute.

• Marilyn Munster : Uncle Cavanaugh? I didn't know there were any English Munsters.

  Grandpa Munster : Marilyn dear, no matter where you go in the world, you can always dig up one of our relatives.

• Marilyn Munster : If you wanted to give me the brush off, you didn't have to make up stories about beasts and monsters.

  Roger : Now, why would I want to get rid of you? You're the most beautiful girl I've ever met!

  Marilyn Munster : Roger, on top of *everything* else, do you have to be sarcastic?

• Roger : There was a Lagonda, an Albus, a Bentley, an Alfa Romeo, ending with that luscious Italian beauty I have tucked away below decks. What's the matter?

  Marilyn Munster : All of a sudden I feel inadequate, as if I should have fenders or something.

  Roger : Not at all. Your - standard equipment will do very nicely.

• Lily Munster : Marilyn, you could take a few lessons from Cousin Grace. See what a sandpaper skin and a touch of malnutrition can do for the complexion?

  Marilyn Munster : Oh, yes! It does wonders for you, Cousin Grace.