Not with My Wife, You Don't! (1966)
Virna Lisi: Julietta Parodi, Julie Ferris
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Quotes
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Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : With everyone making love, who is fighting the war?
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Tom Ferris : I'm gonna be jammed right to the hatch.
Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : How much room can it take?
Tom Ferris : Can what take?
Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : A little corkscrew. A corkscrew only that big. You can stick it ANYWHERE!
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Tom Ferris : You're Italian, aren't you.
Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : Yes.
Tom Ferris : But, you're blonde.
Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : It's not allowed?
Tom Ferris : Oh, I'm not complaining. But, it's just that I never think of brunettes as blondes. I - I mean Italian. I - I mean it's usually more one way than the other. I mean, whatever the other way was, I like it better your way. Yes, that's what I mean.
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Tom Ferris : Arrivederci. That's Italian.
Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : Go to sleep. That's English.
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Tom Ferris : I loved your voice, but, now that I can see, I love where it comes from.
Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : I think you're pulling my foot.
Tom Ferris : You mean, your leg - and I'd love to.
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Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : He can't be that much of a monster.
Tom Ferris : He can't, huh? Then why does he sleep in a coffin?
Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : Oh, stop.
Tom Ferris : I mean it. When he orders a Bloody Mary, it's the real thing.
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Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : Tank, when you're - up there - do you ever think about - about anything happening?
'Tank' Martin : What's the use of kidding. There isn't one of us that doesn't think about it. The terror. Cold, numbing, terror that you're alive and whole and then - all the sudden, without warning, there you are: married.
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Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : I am so confused.
'Tank' Martin : Tom? And me? Well, it's the war Julie, Everything's upside down. The trick is - not to think about it.
Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : It's not the war, it's me. I've always wanted two of everything. As a little girl, I was afraid to lose what I loved. Wit two tings, you're - you're always safer. Two blue blankets. Two puppy dogs. Two pussycats.
'Tank' Martin : You'd a been a smash on the Ark.
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'Tank' Martin : Tom's had 58 missions. I'd say his nerves are desperately in need of a retuning.
Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : He seems fine to me.
'Tank' Martin : Well, perhaps. But, as his flight commander, I'm afraid I'm going to have to recommend a solid month in Japan. Away from any undue stimulation. And I'm afraid, Lieutenant, that includes you.
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'Tank' Martin : Alla tua salute.
Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : You do speak Italian.
'Tank' Martin : Well, just enough to get my face slapped.
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'Tank' Martin : Why do I have the distinct impression I have been the subject of a bit of character assassination?
Juiletta 'Julie' Peroni : There's been some... target practice.
'Tank' Martin : Well, I don't know what was said, but, I can assure you that when it comes to the fairer sex, my behavior has always been respectful, considerate and totally lecherous.
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Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : Do you want to marry me? Or, just crawl into my bed?
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Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : Captain Phillips. He's awfully sweet, but...
Tom Ferris : But, you've got to go!
Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : Not with busy fingers Phillips.
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Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : I want to be a woman. He wants to be a Colonel.
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Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : Come on! Last one in is a rotten pizza!
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Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : Oh, Tank, Tank. You - you haven't changed a bit. You and - and Cary Grant.
Tom Ferris : If he only had my charm.
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Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : [at the beach, two young girls walk by] If you want to go and play, don't feel you're stuck here with Mamma.
'Tank' Martin : No, I'll stay with Mamma.
[sees Julie putting on suntan lotion]
'Tank' Martin : Mamma Mia!
Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : I bought this suit for my husband.
'Tank' Martin : It'll never fit him.
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Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : Open that door or I'll *scream* it down!
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Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : Put your bottle on the table.
'Tank' Martin : If he puts the girl on the table.
Tom Ferris : If you put the cigars on the table.
Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : Alright. Alright.
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Julietta 'Julie' Ferris : He's leaving for Copenhagen in an hour. I'm just packing for him.