The Dutch flag on the desk at the American Embassy is upside down.
Not only are there no canyons near Fremont, MI, but there are no colleges either. It is about as far from being a "college town" as you can get
Super Dragon's colleague died in an accident when his car plunged off a canyon road 2-3 miles outside of Fremont. There are no canyons in or around Fremont, Michigan.