Clambake (1967)
Shelley Fabares: Dianne Carter
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Quotes
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Scott Heyward : [he is driving fast down the road in his sports-car, Dianne is sitting next to him] Dianne, I have a confession to make.
Dianne Carter : About what?
Scott Heyward : [he has been pretending to be poor Tom Wilson, when he is really Scott Heyward, a multi-millionaire] About my family.
Dianne Carter : But I'm marrying you, not your family.
Scott Heyward : [points to a large oil field] You see that oil field over there? I was given one 10 times that size on my 21st birthday.
Dianne Carter : [disbelieving] Ten times? Oh.
Scott Heyward : [pointing to the ocean] You see that yacht? I was given one just like it on my last birthday.
Dianne Carter : Do you know what I think? I think driving Scott's car is giving you delusions.
Scott Heyward : That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Dianne Carter : What?
Scott Heyward : That's who I am.
Dianne Carter : Who?
Scott Heyward : *I'm* Scott Heyward.
Dianne Carter : [facetiously] Oh, and I'm *Hortense Fiegledopper*.
Scott Heyward : [shows her his driver's license] Listen, will you please be serious? Look. See for yourself.
Dianne Carter : [realizes he really IS Scott Heyward, the multi-millionaire; she swoons.] Oh.
Scott Heyward : Hey, Dianne? Dianne, you all right?
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James J. Jamison III : You could start a whole new fad.
Dianne Carter : What?
James J. Jamison III : Topless water-skiing.
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'Tom Wilson' : They tell me if you look deep enough into a fire, you can sometimes see into the future.
Dianne Carter : Well, what do you see?
'Tom Wilson' : [singing] I can see you now, Living like a Queen...
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'Tom Wilson' : Are you all right?
Dianne Carter : No. Turn around.
'Tom Wilson' : What's the matter?
Dianne Carter : I lost my top!
'Tom Wilson' : Oh, good timing. Jamison's swimming over here.
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Dianne Carter : These are lovely rooms, James. Very exotic.
James J. Jamison III : Well, they should be. They call it the Sultan's Suite and I take it every year.
Dianne Carter : Where do you keep your harem?
