Double Trouble (1967)

Annette Day: Jill Conway

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Quotes 

• Guy Lambert : Let's go.

  Jill Conway : Where to?

  Guy Lambert : To my hotel.

  Jill Conway : Oh, super!

  Guy Lambert : Look, we can't talk here. I'm gonna straighten this thing out once and for all.

  Jill Conway : Super-duper!

• Guy Lambert : I'm crazy about you. I'm nuts about you. I'm mad about you. Absolutely mad about you.

  [sits down] 

  Guy Lambert : I just - sat on the tea service.

  Jill Conway : Yes, I know.

  Guy Lambert : Cups of hot tea are spilling all over.

  Jill Conway : Yes, I know.

  Guy Lambert : It won't take a minute to change.

• Guy Lambert : 17. 17 will get me 20. Oh, that's bad. That's - that's - that's bad. It's very bad. Very. You know, you don't know what you're doing.

  Jill Conway : Well, what I don't know, you can teach me.

  [pushes Guy down on the bed] 

• Jill Conway : You said you loved me!

  Guy Lambert : You say a lot of things when you're trying to... well, you know.

  Jill Conway : You say it to all the girls you're trying to... you know?

  Guy Lambert : No.

  Jill Conway : [excitedly]  No!

  [jumps in Guy's arms] 

• Guy Lambert : You're going home tonight and that's that.

  Jill Conway : Alright. The worst he can do is beat me again.

  Guy Lambert : Sure! The worst he can do is beat you. Beat you? Uncle Gerald?

  Jill Conway : Oh, don't worry. He's very careful. The bruises never show.

  Guy Lambert : The man's a fink!

  Jill Conway : I don't mind the pain, really. But, I dread being locked in my room for days at a time. I get so hungry!

  Guy Lambert : Well, don't just stand there, put your clothes on!

• Guy Lambert : Get off my bed. Get off the bed! Put your shoes back on. Put your shoes back on!

  Jill Conway : My feet hurt.

  Guy Lambert : [mockingly]  My feet hurt.

• Jill Conway : Home? But I don't want to go home.

• Jill Conway : Don't you remember, darling? You said it was our song.

  Guy Lambert : I did? I did.

  Jill Conway : Sing it to me.

  Guy Lambert : Sing at a time like this?

  Jill Conway : Please! You have no idea what your singing does to me.

  Guy Lambert : Oh. Oh!

  [singing] 

  Guy Lambert : Could I fall in love for the very first time, That's what I ask myself when you're lips touch mine, Could I fall in love on a night like tonight, That's what I'd like to know when I hold you tight, Now that we're alone, Just a kiss apart, I have the answer from the feeling in my heart...

• Guy Lambert : Good morning.

  Jill Conway : Good morning.

  Guy Lambert : Huh, good morning.

  [singings] 

  Guy Lambert : Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o, And on that farm he had some chicks, ee-i-ee-i-o, With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there, Loud as they could be, And when those chicks got out of line, Chicken fricassee...