- Rodney Winthrop: Grandfather, where do we start this gnome hunting?
- D.J. Mulrooney: Well, I figure the most likely place would be a virgin forest. Now I happen to know of a 50,000-acre patch of timber. It's never been touched by--
- [D.J. glances at the other occupants of the car]
- D.J. Mulrooney: --by do-deans.