Mad Monster Party? (1967)

Boris Karloff: Baron Boris von Frankenstein

Quotes 

• Baron von Frankenstein : Everybody must have had quite a time last night. There was a huge pile of leftovers in the dining room.

  Francesca : I wonder who it was.

• Felix : I'll kill myself.

  Baron von Frankenstein : No, Felix, don't kill yourself.

  Felix : Who's going to kill myself? I just said that because I didn't think anyone could hear me.

• Francesca : But we haven't received a reply from... IT.

  Baron von Frankenstein : Well, I should hope that we don't. You see, IT wasn't invited. It was a crushing bore at our last convention. IT kept walking around crushing boars, wild boars, in its hands. Very frankly, Francesca, IT disgusts even me.

  Francesca : Do you really think that IT would dare to come here uninvited?

  Baron von Frankenstein : I don't know. IT is capable of anything.

• Francesca : We also received a very strange reply from someone who says he's arriving on the 13th. Someone named Felix Flanken.

  Baron von Frankenstein : He's coming? That is good news. What else does he write?

  Francesca : "Looking forward to meeting all those fun people at your resort". Resort? Fun people? He doesn't mean Dracula and the Werewolf, surely.

  Baron von Frankenstein : Yes, yes? Go on.

  Francesca : "Can't wait to dip into the pool in the front of your resort and lie on your beautiful beach." Doctor, does he know about the crocodiles in the lagoon and the quicksand on the beach? Who or what is this Flanken?

  Baron von Frankenstein : Oh, don't be alarmed. Felix Flanken is a mere human.

• Baron von Frankenstein : You wanted my vial, you'd kill my nephew for it? Now you shall see that Baron von Frankenstein is not one to cross. True, you won't see it for too long a time, but for one second, oh boy.

  [drops the vial; the Isle of Evil, along with everyone and everything on it, is destroyed in a gigantic explosion] 

• Baron von Frankenstein : Ah, my dear, you look so... er, ghastly.

  The Monster's Mate : [flattered]  Oh, Doctor.

  Francesca : Oh, brother.

• Baron von Frankenstein : [the Werewolf enters]  Ah, Werewolf, delighted you're here, Were.

  Dracula : Wolfie, you old dog! Ha-ha! This convention is going to be a howling success!

  [the Werewolf howls] 

  Dracula : You see? I told you.

• Felix Flanken : Well, you see, Uncle, I'm a pharmacist.

  Baron von Frankenstein : Ah, then you must have conducted experiments of your own.

  Felix Flanken : Oh, yes. My fudge quadruple multi-flavored decker a la mode was a wild experiment. Mr. Kronkite turned green after he ate it.

  Baron von Frankenstein : Of course.

• [first lines] 

  Baron von Frankenstein : Ah... a lifetime of experimentation capped in one small vial. Now, the final step: the infusion of energy.

  Baron von Frankenstein : [feeds a little bit of the contents of the vial to a raven and lets it fly away, after which it is destroyed in a gigantic explosion] 

  Baron von Frankenstein : Ha-ha-ha! "Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."" I've done it. Created the means to destroy matter. They must all know. Know that I, Baron von Frankenstein, master of the secret of creation, have now mastered the secret of destruction. The invitations must be sent at once.