Woman Times Seven (1967)

Catherine Samie: Jeannine (segment "Amateur Night")

Quotes 

• Jeannine (segment "Amateur Night") : Is your husband light or dark?

  Maria Teresa : He's dark.

  Jeannine (segment "Amateur Night") : Okay, then we'd better get you a blond. Hey, the baby doctor.

  Prostitute II : No, no, that one smacks you around while he's at it.

  Prostitute III : And he never pays up, either.

  Jeannine (segment "Amateur Night") : But she's just out for revenge. She could go for free.

  Prostitute III : Oh, no, you don't! That would wreck the market! Make them pay, and through the nose!

• Jeannine (segment "Amateur Night") : Whatever she gets, she's got to frame it and put it on the mantelpiece. And then her husband - never forgets it.

  Prostitute III : No, she should leave him in the dark. One day, you tell him you made it with another man. The day after, you deny the whole thing, understand? And he'll follow you around like a little dog, because he isn't sure. That's the way they all are.

  Jeannine (segment "Amateur Night") : And women are worse. There is one poor girl I know who keeps her man in clover and the doctors have even told her he's a mental case. But he feels like a god - because she's working for him and he takes care of her twice a day and she even went out and bought him an air conditioner.

  Prostitute III : Who is this poor idiot?

  Jeannine (segment "Amateur Night") : It's me!