Arte Johnson: Regular Performer, Wolfgang, Tyrone F. Horneigh, Rabbi Shankar, Pyotr Rosmenko, Self - Regular Performer, Arte Farkel, Christopher Columbus, Mark Farkel, Rabbi Shanka, Aristotle Onassis, Bill Morgan, Captain Ahab, Dr. Stein, Guest Performer, Henry Morton Stanley, Lefty the Caveman, Marquis de Sade, Mr. Frisbee, Part of Zero Mostel, Professor Pavlov, Robin Hood, Sandord Beavis, Self, Smarty Farkel, St. Patrick, The Amazing Boldoni, Tyrone, Weird Wilbur, X-245L987Y504P-1JJ256N, Young Albert Einstein

[catchphrase]

German Soldier : Verrry eenteresting...
Announcer : This show was prerecorded earlier, because it didn't make much sense to prerecorded it later.

German Soldier : Very interesting, not very funny, but very interesting.
Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to play Post Office?

[Gladys hits him]

Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to play Spin the Bottle?

[Gladys hits him]

Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to play Doctor?

[falls off the park bench]
Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me Cutie?

[Gladys hits him]

Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me Sweetie?

[Gladys hits him]

Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me an ambulance?

[falls off the park bench]
Tyrone F. Horneigh : Do you believe in the hereafter?

Gladys Ormphby : Of course I do!

Tyrone F. Horneigh : Well then you know what I'm here after!
Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to go to a play?

[Gladys hits him]

Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to go to a concert?

[Gladys hits him]

Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to go to a funeral?

[falls off the park bench]

See also