Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell (1968)

Peter Lawford: Justin Young

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• Justin Young : [Tallying up the amount of money they've collectively sent to Mrs. Campbell over the years]  You averaged eighty-five a month, you, a hundred and fifteen, me, a hundred a forty... which, over twenty years, compounded at six percent interest, would come to a hundred and ninety seven thousand dollars.

  Walter Braddock : [incredulous]  A hundred and ninety seven *thousand*?... We paid more war damages than Germany!

• Lauren Young : [arriving at the Rome airport]  Don't look now, but I've just had my bottom pinched.

  Justin Young : Welcome to sunny Italy!

  Lauren Young : Do I acknowledge it in some way?

  Justin Young : Just, turn the other cheek.

  Lauren Young : Thanks for remembering it's still there.

• Justin Young : Always got that bayonet fixed, haven't you?

  Lauren Young : It's never stopped you from slipping past the sentry, has it?

• Justin Young : Look at this place. How'd you manage all this on only a hundred and forty dollars a month?

  Carla Campbell : Well, I uh, I sometimes, I make sandals for the tourists.

• Carla Campbell : Oh, Justin, Justin. How many years I've been holding this inside.

  Justin Young : Darling, no scratching. It's very hard to explain.

  Carla Campbell : Oh, I missed you.

  Justin Young : B... b... biting isn't too good either, you know.

• Walter Braddock : I was just with her this morning, and she said...

  Phil Newman : Oh, now wait a minute. You were with her this morning? But I was there this morning.

  Walter Braddock : You? I had to leave on account of some insurance man.

  Phil Newman : I couldn't get in on account of an insurance man.

  Walter Braddock : I wonder who the insurance man was.

  Phil Newman : [Justin Young raises his hand]  You too?

  Justin Young : That's our collar. Two doors and no waiting.

• Phil Newman : It doesn't seem possible. All the beautiful letters she's written.

  Justin Young : Correction. Not written - mimeographed.

  Phil Newman : And I had her on some kind of pedestal like she was some kinda Snow White.

  Walter Braddock : Hmm! Only with Snow White, the other dwarves, they knew about each other right?

  [slaps forehead] 

  Walter Braddock : Geez, you know what we are?

• Walter Braddock : [as the three men head inn a taxi for the hospital in San Anselmo]  If anything happens to my kid.

  Phil Newman : His kid. What happened to my stock in this corporation?

  Justin Young : What makes you think there's anything wrong with the kid?

  Walter Braddock : Huh?

  Justin Young : Look, they lied to us for twenty years. Why should they start telling the truth now?

• Walter Braddock : Whatever you think, all these years I've been your father. From the day you were born, you've always been my kid, and to me, you're still my kid. And I'm tellin' ya, you're not runnin' off with no married man.

  Justin Young : You're going back to school, young lady.

  Phil Newman : And you're gonna get straight As.

• Lauren Young : Damn, damn, damn. It's a dirty rotten trick.

  Justin Young : Well, what's all that?

  Lauren Young : To find out after all these years that you've got a decent streak in you.

• Justin Young : Who's she?

  Carla Campbell : Rosa, my maid.

  Justin Young : [in an emphatically surprised tone in Carla being able to afford a maid solely on what he pays in child support]  Maid?

  Carla Campbell : Only comes once a week. Doesn't do windows.

• Lauren Young : I adore being ignored all evening while you get cosy on a dance floor with some Italian tootsie half your age. I think its...

  Justin Young : Hey, hey... That's an indecent thing to say! I happen to know that girl's father rather well. He's a helluva nice guy.

  Lauren Young : What about the mother? She looks as if she might have been a bit knowable herself.

• Justin Young : Gentlemen, I suggest we go and have a chat with our little care package.