How Sweet It Is! (1968)

Paul Lynde: The Purser

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• The Purser : Loook, were you assigned here to "C" deck?

  Jenny Henderson : Yes, but my husband and I specifically requested a private compartment.

  The Purser : Heh-heh, that should have caused some tiny titters at the reservation office. "C" deck is for the student tours. On this deck there is no "private." Ya have to bunch up. You're bunching with Selkirk and Ott.

  Jenny Henderson : We have a reservation. Look, my husband works for SC magazine, and Mr. Wax was supposed to get us a special compartment. We want to be together.

  The Purser : On "C" there is no "together." "C" is for cheap, crowded, cramped, crummy.

  [starts to walk away] 

  Jenny Henderson : But I was...

  The Purser : Look, I'm *very* busy. I have enough troubles trying to keep these boys and girls apart. Whaddya wanna be together for anyway? *You're married.*