Jack Albertson: Mr. Slotkin
Quotes
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Mr. Slotkin : Don't ever try selling four-button Italian suits in Joplin, Missouri.
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Mr. Slotkin : You know, if Lewis and Clark had carried a line of men's clothing, the whole expedition would've been a flop.
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Mr. Slotkin : I just hope I don't end up in an old salesmen's home with a nurse who has no sense of humor.
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Mr. Slotkin : It's strange. I was on the East Side this morning. I weighed myself and the card said, "Today you will meet a nice Jewish girl."
Thelma : My name is O'Monaghan.
Mr. Slotkin : In a delicatessen on Hester Street, if a card said, "Today you'll meet a nice Irish girl," how long do you think that scale would stay in business?
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Carol Corman : Mr. Slotkin, why didn't you ever remarry?
Mr. Slotkin : [shrugs] I don't know. You get used to one person. Even the arguments we had - I'd feel guilty if I had them with someone else.
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Mr. Slotkin : They didn't like the suits. Fine. They weren't even laughing at my jokes!
Carol Corman : There are some people who think Rembrandt can't paint.
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Mr. Slotkin : Does it hurt there.
Thelma : Don't touch me. I know you men with the quick hands.
