George Furth: Roger
Quotes
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Carol Corman : You're like one of the family.
Roger : But that shouldn't rule out marriage. I mean, husbands are often thought of as one of the family.
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Carol Corman : Roger, uh I don't love you.
Roger : Carol, marriage is a serious subject. Now, you mustn't drag in emotional issues. You see, in the insurance business, we deal in cold facts and research. We are a good marriage risk. Statistically, we will be in the upper third economic level. We will have 2.7 children.
Carol Corman : Roger, I'm not questioning your figures, but I don't want a 0.7 child. I don't want a marriage blessed by a slide rule. It is an emotional decision.
Roger : We have never tested your emotional reaction to me.
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Roger : He stays away two nights a week, says he sleeps at the club. Business. He says its too late to catch the last train.
Harry Hunter : Maybe it's true.
Roger : Too late to catch the last train? When we were first married, he'd *walk* those 25 miles to get to me.
Harry Hunter : Mary, that was 12 years ago. You know, they say in baseball and marriage., the first thing to go are the legs.
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Roger : We never kissed. You might experience that thing that you call 'love'. Shouldn't we research the possibility?
Carol Corman : That seems fair.
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Roger : The first night that you walked into French class, I said, "This is the girl that I want to 's'il vous plaît' with - for the rest of my life."
