How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Life (1968) Poster

Shelley Morrison: Marcia Borie

Quotes 

  • Marcia Borie : Mr. Hunter, a nice man. But, ask his wife. Maybe he snores. They all have faults. I'm not looking forward to letting Lester's mother living with us; but, I'm realistic. I'm 33 and he's the last gas station before I hit the desert.

  • Marcia Borie : Squashing one bug is not the answer to pest control. This town is overrun with Mr. Bauers.

  • Marcia Borie : You know, every day hundreds of you out-of-town Cinderellas come pouring into New York expecting to meet Prince Charming at the corner bus stop. Do you know who you run into at that bus stop? Twelve other Cinderellas with the same idea.

  • Marcia Borie : Tommy, I promised the customer. Look, it says, "Rush. Special."

    Tommy : [Delivery boy, Tommy]  Don't yell at me, Miss Borie. I'm getting drafted tomorrow. I need all the love and affection I can get.

    Marcia Borie : Love you'll get from your sergeant.

  • Carol Corman : I hope Lester's mother's better.

    Marcia Borie : Ever since we told her we're getting married, she's been bed-ridden with joy.

  • Marcia Borie : Oh, honey, put away the fairy tale. There never was a Prince Charming. Sir. Lancelot probably had acid indigestion.

  • Marcia Borie : Oh, David, could we go to a local hamburger place I know on 49th Street? Somehow it always reminds me of Sundays back home.

    Harry Hunter : Well, I was thinking of the 21 Club but, if you'd rather...

    Marcia Borie : Would you mind?

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