How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Life (1968) Poster

Alan Oppenheimer: Everett Bauer

Quotes 

  • Everett Bauer : You find my touch repugnent?

    Carol Corman : [as she punches out]  No, it's, uh, just that I haven't had my tetanus shot.

  • Everett Bauer : Miss Corman... Miss Corman! Uh, Miss Corman, have you reconsidered my invitation for tonight?

    Carol Corman : Mr. Bauer, I do not care to have dinner in your apartment.

    Everett Bauer : I think you'll find my place fascinating. I collect unusually interesting items...

    Carol Corman : Like salesgirls who are afraid to lose their jobs?

  • Everett Bauer : You have a sharp tongue, Miss Corman. And with it, you have just cut off any opportunity you will ever have for advancement.

  • Everett Bauer : Miss Corman has had a remarkable career, considering she's only been here 3 months. Of course, it's easy to climb the ladder of success, when your boyfriend owns the ladder.

    Wally Hammond : [motioning and indicating Miss Corman]  You mean Hunter and...

    Everett Bauer : Mm Hmm. I didn't notice any executive abilities, but... I only see her between 9 and 5. Obviously she has talents that emerge only... after hours.

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