The Impossible Years (1968)

Jeff Cooper: Bartholmew Smuts

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• Bartholmew Smuts : [Looking at a painting hanging over Dr. Kingley's fireplace]  Hey, man. That is a pretty groovy reproduction!

  Jonathan Kingsley : That is no reproduction. That is an original Matisse.

  Bartholmew Smuts : An original copy, you mean. Matisse never used a brush stroke like that in his life. Where did you buy this phony?

  Jonathan Kingsley : From a patient of mine who happens to be an art dealer.

  Bartholmew Smuts : That patient's cured, man. *You* belong on the couch.