Skidoo (1968)

Groucho Marx: 'God'

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• 'God' : Would you like a little drinkie?

  Darlene : No thanks.

  'God' : How about a baked potato with sour cream?

• 'God' : [smoking marijuana]  Mmm, pumpkin!

• 'God' : Garbaldo, I told you to keep this ship steady.

  The Skipper : It is steady, sir.

  'God' : Are you contradicting me?

  The Skipper : Sorry sir, you're right, there's a strong wind coming from the... northeast.

  'God' : I don't care where it's from, stop it!

• 'God' : Why don't I go out, you ask? There are nine guys on my crew. You know what the odds are on one of them trying to bump me off?

  Darlene : Yeah, nine to one.

  'God' : And you think those are good odds, ay?

• Geronimo : Speak softly.

  Stash : Xerox me, man. I don't wanna be misquoted.

  Geronimo : Peace! You were saying?

  Stash : Dig the, uh, Spirit of St. Louis, man. Yeah, like, uh, Greeley says, what's seven or eight Dukes of Windsor when it's uh Mona Lisa time, huh? Yeah, take a bow and arrow, and we're not getting any younger, right? So come in X-17. Over.

  Geronimo : Son of Norway, you're loud and clear. Cool as everything.

  Stash : Over and out.

  'God' : What'd he say?

  Stash : Oh, he says he'll have to get back to me.

  Geronimo : Spirit of St. Louis. Lindbergh.

  Hippie Guy 1 : Kidnapped.

  Geronimo : Who?

  Hippie Guy 2 : Mona Lisa?

  Geronimo : Yours.

  Flo : Darlene. They've got Darlene!

  Hippie Guy 1 : Calm.

  Geronimo : Bow and arrow. They're armed. But where?

  Hippie Guy 1 : Horace Greeley said, "Go west, young man."

  Geronimo : He did, and how far west? Windsor...

  Hippie Gal : Knots!

  Geronimo : Water, children, water! Seven to eight knots west of... What? That's the hole. X-17. Think. X-17.

  Hippie Guy 1 : X could mean "used to be".

  Flo : Seventeen! The old pier. Pier 17!

• 'God' : [unbuttons her jacket]  Right now, I'd rather be doing what he's doing than what I'm doing.

• 'God' : Password?

  'God's' Mistress : It's me! I forgot it.

• 'God' : What does a hippie want from God?

  Stash : A world were people can do their thing and not be hassled. Where nobody's uptight or paranoid about bein' together. So we can all groove and dig ourselves for what we are. Living things.

  'God' : Very groovy.

  Stash : Also, a safe place for butterflies. Organic supermarkets. Better bodies for women.

• 'God' : Hello? Hello? Is The Man there? I want to talk to The Man?