Stay Away, Joe (1968)

Burgess Meredith: Charlie Lightcloud

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• Charlie Lightcloud : Smoke! Something's on fire.

  Grandpa : Fire, hell! That's smoke talk. Chester Walkingbear over at Big Springs. I thought that old dog-eater was dead by now.

  Charlie Lightcloud : What's it say? You know I can't read smoke talk.

  Grandpa : A lot of good it did to send you to school, can't even read your own language! He saying, get ready for big whoop-up. Watch squaws. Joe Lightcloud comin' home!

• Charlie Lightcloud : An Indian can be fine, hardworking American citizen and not a lazy bum--like some white men think!

• Grandpa : Tongue of viper, should strip you naked, paint you red, horse drag you 'cross river.

  Charlie Lightcloud : Not now, Grandpa.

  Grandpa : And don't call me Grandpa. Scorpion squaw should work more, talk less.

  Annie Lightcloud : Watch out, old man!

• Grandpa : You bad Indian.

  Charlie Lightcloud : Now, Grandpa.

  Grandpa : Don't call me Grandpa!

  Charlie Lightcloud : She's only half Indian.

  Annie Lightcloud : I'm half Mexican. I'm proud of it!

• Joe Lightcloud : What would you say if I were to get you a big, strong blue-ribbon stud that weighs about 780 pounds?

  Charlie Lightcloud : Why, I'd say that's a lot of bull.

  Annie Lightcloud : So would I!

• Annie Lightcloud : Oh, Carlos, Carlos, did you fill the water tank on the toilet?

  Charlie Lightcloud : Three buckets full. She can flush all day.