The Swimmer (1968)

Joan Rivers: Joan

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• Joan : What are you?

  Ned Merrill : I'm an explorer.

  Joan : I mean, what are you doing here?

  Ned Merrill : I'm swimming home.

• Joan : You look the type that goes in for swimming.

  Ned Merrill : Why not? When the world is so generously supplied with water.

  Joan : I'm not a maniac about it. To tell you the truth, it's murder on my hair.

  Ned Merrill : Lovely hair.

• Joan : You married?

  Ned Merrill : What's that got to do with it?

  Joan : You divorced? What?

  Ned Merrill : You want to come with me?

  Joan : Where?

  Ned Merrill : Along a river of sapphire pools.

  Joan : I never heard anyone talk like you.

  Ned Merrill : Come with me. Be my love.

  Joan : That I've heard before.

  Ned Merrill : Not from me.

  Joan : You're no different than any other guy.

  Ned Merrill : Oh, but I am. Noble. And splendid.

  Biswangers' Pool Party Guest : Come on, Joan!