Dom DeLuise: J. Gardner Monroe
Quotes
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J. Gardner Monroe : [the picture goes off] Well, I guess we could all use a little sleep.
Murgatroyd : Oh, ah, but the sound is on. We can still hear them.
J. Gardner Monroe : What er, what are you, a listening tom?
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J. Gardner Monroe : When was the last time you were in Cuba, Mr. Jackson?
Pete : Cuba?
J. Gardner Monroe : Oh, come on. We ran a check on you and your gang. One of them had a beard just like Castro and they all had some kind of a beard. How do you explain that?
Pete : We didn't shave.
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J. Gardner Monroe : I wanna come back and see a normal couple screaming and yelling at each other - check?
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J. Gardner Monroe : What are you, a listening Tom?
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J. Gardner Monroe : Can't you do anything without that bird? I mean, they didn't need the original mosquito to cure malaria.
Dr. Shapiro : Well, they didn't need an infected brain.
J. Gardner Monroe : Well, grab a stiff from the morgue. Must be somebody there who died laughing.
