Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)

Tim Matheson: Mike Beardsley

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• Frank Beardsley : We've decided to use our company manners. Helen, the boys have something to say to you.

  Greg Beardsley : Mrs. North, I apologize for putting all that gin in your drink.

  Helen North : Ooh, *that's* what did it.

  Rusty Beardsley : And I apologize for all that vodka.

  Mike Beardsley : And I apologize for the scotch.

  Helen North : Scotch, vodka, and - ?

  Frank Beardsley : Helen, you've been the victim of an alcoholic Pearl Harbor. It's amazing you survived at all.

• Family Doctor : [giving Mike his draft exam]  How's your mother feeling?

  Mike Beardsley : You mean my stepmother. She's fine, I guess.

  Family Doctor : [while testing Mike with stethoscope]  ... No morning sickness?

  Mike Beardsley : No, doc; I feel fine.

  Family Doctor : Not you - your mother!

  Mike Beardsley : Well, why should she have mor - ? Morning sickness!

  [rolls his eyes in disbelief] 

  Medical Assistant : We need a sample of your blood.

  Mike Beardsley : Take it all...

• Mike Beardsley : [confronting Helen about her pregnancy]  You knew about it Christmas Day, didn't you?

  [she pauses, nods] 

  Mike Beardsley : And you still let Dad ship out.

  Helen North : Yes.

  Mike Beardsley : Why?

  Helen North : He wanted so much to go. Two people can't live with an ocean between 'em for the rest of their lives. And if you write him about it, I'll shoot you!

  Mike Beardsley : You would, too... Look, I'd just as soon he didn't know about this draft thing, either.

  Helen North : Why not? Can't we tell him anything?

  Mike Beardsley : No; I'm thinkin' about the Marines, though, and that would drive him out of his skull.

  Helen North : Oh. OK.

  Mike Beardsley : ...Do you really want this baby?

  Helen North : Very much. You see, he won't have to worry whether he's a Beardsley or a North.

  [Mike thinks a moment, then nods his head in understanding]