Yours, Mine and Ours (1968)
Mary Gregory: Sister Mary Alice
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Quotes
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Sister Mary Alice : I got here as fast as I could, Sister Mary. What is it this time?
Sister Mary Alice : Why don't you ask Phillip?
Helen North : Phillip?
[Phillip turns around revealing a black eye]
Helen North : Darling! What happened?
Phillip North : Nothing.
Helen North : Who did that to you?
Phillip North : One of the kids.
[points at Sister Mary]
Phillip North : *She* started it. She says I'm not legal.
Helen North : What?
Phillip North : And Mike isn't my brother.
Helen North : Of course he's your brother.
Phillip North : Then my name's Phillip Beardsley.
Sister Mary Alice : Phillip North.
Phillip North : There she goes again.
Sister Mary Alice : Sister, couldn't you - couldn't you just call him Phillip Beardsley?
Sister Mary Alice : I'm sorry, but the school requires that we use their legal names.
Phillip North : Let's go to another school.
Helen North : Sister, I, uh, I understand your legal problem, but you must try to understand mine. You see, I'm trying to bring two families together, and this is the first sign that I may be succeeding. So I really would appreciate it if you'd let Phillip sign his name Beardsley.
Sister Mary Alice : But legally, it's North.
Sister Mary Alice : But it's more important that emotionally, it's Beardsley.
Sister Mary Alice : North.
Helen North : Beardsley.
Sister Mary Alice : North!
Helen North : Beardsley, Beardsley, Beardsley!
Phillip North : Watch out, Mom. You might get a black eye.