Alice's Restaurant (1969)

Patricia Quinn: Alice

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• Arlo : Just what I've always wanted.

  Alice : A restaurant?

  Arlo : No, a friend with a restaurant.

  Alice : Well, anytime, baby.

• Alice : Take off those handcuffs!

  Officer Obie : You're interfering in the performance of my duties.

  Alice : You're a meathead - haven't you play-acted cop enough for one day?

  Officer Obie : This side is reserved for officers of the law and criminals.

  Alice : Pig-eyed idiot!

  Officer Obie : Alice, I've had enough garbage for one day, yours and theirs.

  Alice : Stupid bastard!

  Officer Obie : Alice...

  Alice : Cradle hopper!

  Officer Obie : Alice!

  Alice : Turkey raper!

• Ray : A place to be the way we want to be! At last!

  Alice : What more do we need?

  Arlo : Amazing Grace!

• Alice : Maybe you could write us a singing commercial?

  Arlo : I could do that.

  [next scene has a DJ playing an album with Arlo singing, "You can get anything you want, At Alice's Restaurant...] 

• Alice : I guess maybe our beauty wasn't coming through.

  Ray : Maybe we haven't been so beautiful lately.

• 1st Deconsecration Minister : Alice, do you take this man to be your lawful lovin' man, for bad or for better, for drunk or for sober, or for high or for lower, for husband and lover, today and tomorrow, till death do you part?

  Alice : I do.

  1st Deconsecration Minister : Ray, do you take this woman to be your ever-wedded woman, for bitchy and giving, for love and for living, in peace and dissension, in health and affliction, today and tomorrow, till death do you part?

  Ray : I do.