The Bed Sitting Room (1969)

Arthur Lowe: Father

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Quotes 

• Father : I always knew my inside leg would lead to power.

• Father : I suspect it's the chocky bars. I like my women chubby-built.

• Alan : Actually, sir, I'm a commuter chap. You know, backwards and forwards.

  Mother : That's nice.

  Alan : Forwards and backwards.

  Father : How dare you!

  Mother : Does it get boring?

  Father : How really dare you say such things.

  [looks at his pregnant daughter Penelope] 

  Father : And *do* them.

  [Penelope snickers] 

  Alan : Well, I'd be interested in joining your party. I'm sure you could use another pair of hands.

  Father : You keep your filthy commuter hands to yourself!

• Father : She's got big busts, hasn't she, for a girl her age.

  Alan : Yeah.

  Father : Well, this bust, especially, it seems to, the nipples seem to stand out more on that one.

  Mother : Father's very observant. He was in the Corp!

  Penelope : I wish you wouldn't talk about me in front of Alan. He doesn't want to know about my busts.

  Alan : No! I do! I do!

  [Penelope smiles] 

  Mother : Shall we stop her for tea?

  Father : I hope all this family talk isn't boring you, Alan.

  Alan : No, not a bit of it.

• Nurse Arthur : What I have here, sir, is your wife's Death Certificate.

  Father : Oh, why, thank you.

  Mother : Oh, dear. There. Well, it was a lovely way to go.

  Penelope : But, Mum is alive!

  Father : I'm afraid not, dear.

  [hands Mother her Death Certificate] 

  Mother : It makes me feel all funny to read it.

• Nurse Arthur : It's your wife being alive that seems to be all the trouble, sir.

  Father : I'm sorry.

  Mother : Oh, I'm sorry. We don't want to cause any trouble.

• Alan : We're all here except one: Mother.

  Father : That's all we ever had: one Mother.

• Father : Sit down, son. Your bride is in labor.

  Bules Martin : Oh, God! Daddy, I need a drink.