The Bed Sitting Room (1969)

Spike Milligan: Mate

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• Mate : And in come the three bears. The Daddy Bear said, "Who's been sleeping in my porridge?" - and the Mummy Bear said, "That's no porridge, that was my wife!"

• Mate : Are you the bloke officer what was in charge with the nuclear detergent in the last atomic war?

  The Army : I am he.

  Mate : Bad news. It has been returned to sender.

• Lord Fortnum of Alamein : [as a bed-sitting room]  Stop! Stop! Stop, in the name of the Lord.

  Mate : Here, it's God! It's God! He's come back on us. Good ol' God, mate.

  [singing] 

  Mate : For he's a jolly good fellow.

  [talking] 

  Mate : He's a--He's a socialist, you know.

  Lord Fortnum of Alamein : Quiet! Labour scum!

  Mate : What? He's--he's a frickin' Conservative!

  Bules Martin : Here, hold on a second. You don't sound like God. You sound like Lord Fortnum.

  Lord Fortnum of Alamein : I--eh--I also do impressions.