The Bed Sitting Room (1969)

Harry Secombe: Shelter Man

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• Shelter Man : Oh, the horror. Oh, the horror! I can't look!

• Bules Martin : What were you doing before this, then?

  Shelter Man : I was in the Army, actually. I'm a Captain.

  Bules Martin : Oh, I say! What regiment?

  Shelter Man : Oh, we didn't know, owing to the Official Secrets Act.

• Shelter Man : Will you do for me what my first wife did? Doris tries but she can't coordinate, you see. Will you do it for me?

  Mother : Well, so long as we get it over quickly--before Daddy misses me.