The Bed Sitting Room (1969)
Richard Warwick: Alan
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Quotes
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Alan : Actually, sir, I'm a commuter chap. You know, backwards and forwards.
Mother : That's nice.
Alan : Forwards and backwards.
Father : How dare you!
Mother : Does it get boring?
Father : How really dare you say such things.
[looks at his pregnant daughter Penelope]
Father : And *do* them.
[Penelope snickers]
Alan : Well, I'd be interested in joining your party. I'm sure you could use another pair of hands.
Father : You keep your filthy commuter hands to yourself!
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Alan : I hear a rumor, sir, that the Pope's now allowing contraceptives for all occasions--except during sexual intercourse.
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Father : She's got big busts, hasn't she, for a girl her age.
Alan : Yeah.
Father : Well, this bust, especially, it seems to, the nipples seem to stand out more on that one.
Mother : Father's very observant. He was in the Corp!
Penelope : I wish you wouldn't talk about me in front of Alan. He doesn't want to know about my busts.
Alan : No! I do! I do!
[Penelope smiles]
Mother : Shall we stop her for tea?
Father : I hope all this family talk isn't boring you, Alan.
Alan : No, not a bit of it.
