Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
Natalie Wood: Carol Sanders
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Quotes
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Carol Sanders : If Bob says it's alright and Alice says it's alright and I say it's alright...
Ted Henderson : It just seems wrong.
Carol Sanders : Oh, it's not. Look, it's just nice feelings, it's something that we've never done before, it's physical fun! It's - it's just sex! Oh, come on, it'll be fun.
Ted Henderson : Well, I do feel aroused. I can't deny that.
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Carol Sanders : I didn't do it because you did it!
Bob Sanders : Why then? Oh, why, God Almighty!
Carol Sanders : I did it because I wanted to do it!
Bob Sanders : Why?
Carol Sanders : Because! Because I wanted to do it! I-I-I just wanted to see if I could do it.
Bob Sanders : Why in my house? Why in my bed?
Carol Sanders : Well, Bob, it just seems like a convenient thing. You were not going to be here.
Bob Sanders : He's not in my pajamas, is he?
Carol Sanders : No!
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Ted Henderson : What are you doing Alice?
Alice Henderson : I'm getting undressed.
Carol Sanders : Alice, relax.
Alice Henderson : Oh! Relax!
Ted Henderson : Stop it, Alice
Alice Henderson : I am being honest! I am doing what I feel like doing!
Carol Sanders : Well, what do you feel like doing?
Alice Henderson : I feel like doing what we came up here to do.
Carol Sanders : And what is that?
Alice Henderson : Orgy! Have an orgy! Orgy! Orgy. Orgy! Orgy!
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Alice Henderson : Listen! You tell me why do you think we come out here?
Carol Sanders : To have fun!
Alice Henderson : And what is more fun than an orgy! Orgy!
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Carol Sanders : Oh, insight! Oh, Alice! Alice, what a beautiful woman! Oh! You see. You see right through us. You're beautiful! You know where it's at.
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Carol Sanders : My darling, you did not do a terrible thing. You told me about it. If you hadn't have told me, then that would have been cheating!
Bob Sanders : I know what cheating is. Cheating is when you ball a chick that's not your wife That's cheating!
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Bob Sanders : What do you feel about - my hair?
Ted Henderson : Your hair? Well, eh, your hair? I don't want to offend you; but, a majority of my day isn't spent in ruminating about your hair.
Carol Sanders : Be honest, Ted.
Ted Henderson : Your hair looks very good on you.
Carol Sanders : You're full of crap.
Bob Sanders : Cop out. That's what we call a cop out.
Carol Sanders : Yeah. That's a cop out, Ted.
Bob Sanders : Can't you feel? How do you feel about it?
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Carol Sanders : What was she like?
Bob Sanders : What?
Carol Sanders : The girl.
Bob Sanders : Very nice.
Carol Sanders : Pretty?
Bob Sanders : Yeah. She looked a little like Candy Bergen.
Carol Sanders : Too bad she didn't look like Edgar Bergen.
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Carol Sanders : I have no interests in sleeping with Ted.
Ted Henderson : I have no interests in sleeping with Carol.
Alice Henderson : Oh, you'd *love* to sleep with Carol!
Carol Sanders : Oh, Alice!
Alice Henderson : And you're dying to do it with Ted!
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Carol Sanders : We have to be straight about this. Now, I'm beginning to feel something. I am beginning to feel excited. And do you want me to deny that?
