Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
Dyan Cannon: Alice Henderson
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Quotes
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Alice Henderson : You know how children are, they're very curious. He wanted to know why I had a tee-tee...
Psychiatrist : Pardon me? I don't know what a tee-tee is.
Alice Henderson : A vagina.
Psychiatrist : Oh, it's a pet expression of yours.
Alice Henderson : Yes, you know words: tee-tee, tinkle, po-po, wee-wee, kee-kee, poo-poo.
Psychiatrist : I had never heard tee-tee before.
Alice Henderson : What expression do you use with your children?
Psychiatrist : Vagina.
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Psychiatrist : When we come right up to the sex, you become embarrassed.
Alice Henderson : What am I... What would you like... What am I supposed to think?
Psychiatrist : I have no wants. Say what you think you'd like to say.
Alice Henderson : Do you think I need this? Do you really think you can help me?
Psychiatrist : I think it'd be useful to talk some more. I don't know for sure if I can help you or not. Do you think you can help yourself?
Alice Henderson : Ted is a very nervous man! Now sex is very important to a man! You know that!
Psychiatrist : Well, it seems that our time is up for today.
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Ted Henderson : What are you doing Alice?
Alice Henderson : I'm getting undressed.
Carol Sanders : Alice, relax.
Alice Henderson : Oh! Relax!
Ted Henderson : Stop it, Alice
Alice Henderson : I am being honest! I am doing what I feel like doing!
Carol Sanders : Well, what do you feel like doing?
Alice Henderson : I feel like doing what we came up here to do.
Carol Sanders : And what is that?
Alice Henderson : Orgy! Have an orgy! Orgy! Orgy. Orgy! Orgy!
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Alice Henderson : Listen! You tell me why do you think we come out here?
Carol Sanders : To have fun!
Alice Henderson : And what is more fun than an orgy! Orgy!
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Alice Henderson : Now, do you wanna do it just like that with no feeling on my part?
Ted Henderson : Yeah.
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Alice Henderson : I got angry at him once. I don't know, I think it was because Bob and I - did I say Bob?
[laughs]
Alice Henderson : That was a Freudian slip. Ted - *Ted* and I - you're looking at me - Ted and I were going to have sex and - wanted to have sex - and - well, Jimmy walked into the room. And it was daytime and I got nervous. So, I scolded at him for not knocking on the door before he walked in.
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Bob Sanders : A toast - to Alice.
Alice Henderson : Hey, why me?
Bob Sanders : Huh? Because, you're nice.
Alice Henderson : Hey, hey, hey, here's a toast to Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice.
Ted Henderson : That's a good - I'll drink to us.
Bob Sanders : Us and horns!
Alice Henderson : Of the grooviest people I've ever known.
Ted Henderson : Hey, I'm really getting drunk, you know that? Crocked!
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Carol Sanders : I have no interests in sleeping with Ted.
Ted Henderson : I have no interests in sleeping with Carol.
Alice Henderson : Oh, you'd *love* to sleep with Carol!
Carol Sanders : Oh, Alice!
Alice Henderson : And you're dying to do it with Ted!
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Alice Henderson : I have such hostility for Bob, I cannot tell you.
Ted Henderson : I feel sorry for both of them.
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Alice Henderson : That's all that's on their minds, is sex. Sex, sex, sex, and sex. If it's on your mind all the time it can't be a very good thing, can it? I mean, shouldn't it just happen? It used to just happen!
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Alice Henderson : Sex is very important to a man! You know that!
Psychiatrist : Well, it seems that your time is up for today.
Alice Henderson : Maybe I don't trust Ted?
Psychiatrist : Let's talk about that on Thursday.
Alice Henderson : Do you think that that's the possibility that maybe that's what it's about?
Psychiatrist : Let's continue Thursday and we'll discuss that if that's helpful.
