Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
Robert Culp: Bob Sanders
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Quotes
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Bob Sanders : Well look at you, man. You've got the guilt anyway. Don't waste it.
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Carol Sanders : I didn't do it because you did it!
Bob Sanders : Why then? Oh, why, God Almighty!
Carol Sanders : I did it because I wanted to do it!
Bob Sanders : Why?
Carol Sanders : Because! Because I wanted to do it! I-I-I just wanted to see if I could do it.
Bob Sanders : Why in my house? Why in my bed?
Carol Sanders : Well, Bob, it just seems like a convenient thing. You were not going to be here.
Bob Sanders : He's not in my pajamas, is he?
Carol Sanders : No!
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Carol Sanders : My darling, you did not do a terrible thing. You told me about it. If you hadn't have told me, then that would have been cheating!
Bob Sanders : I know what cheating is. Cheating is when you ball a chick that's not your wife That's cheating!
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Bob Sanders : That's gorgeous, man. The truth is always beautiful.
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Bob Sanders : What do you feel about - my hair?
Ted Henderson : Your hair? Well, eh, your hair? I don't want to offend you; but, a majority of my day isn't spent in ruminating about your hair.
Carol Sanders : Be honest, Ted.
Ted Henderson : Your hair looks very good on you.
Carol Sanders : You're full of crap.
Bob Sanders : Cop out. That's what we call a cop out.
Carol Sanders : Yeah. That's a cop out, Ted.
Bob Sanders : Can't you feel? How do you feel about it?
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Bob Sanders : You're playing games. You're playing a emancipated woman, a hip chick that doesn't care what her husband does.
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Carol Sanders : What was she like?
Bob Sanders : What?
Carol Sanders : The girl.
Bob Sanders : Very nice.
Carol Sanders : Pretty?
Bob Sanders : Yeah. She looked a little like Candy Bergen.
Carol Sanders : Too bad she didn't look like Edgar Bergen.
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Bob Sanders : A toast - to Alice.
Alice Henderson : Hey, why me?
Bob Sanders : Huh? Because, you're nice.
Alice Henderson : Hey, hey, hey, here's a toast to Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice.
Ted Henderson : That's a good - I'll drink to us.
Bob Sanders : Us and horns!
Alice Henderson : Of the grooviest people I've ever known.
Ted Henderson : Hey, I'm really getting drunk, you know that? Crocked!
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Bob Sanders : Very hostile, my dear. Very hostile.
