Hilfe, ich liebe Zwillinge (1969)

Roy Black: Andy

Quotes 

• Andy : Uncle Fritz, wake up. He is sleeping like a sack again.

  [Suddenly sees Fritz on the floor, sleeping] 

  Andy : Fritz, what are you doing down there?

  Onkel Fritz : You see, tonight I heard something falling down, but I didn't realise that it was me.

• Andy : Where is Ms. Peters?

  Hotelportier : She left that moment.

  Andy : And where did she go?

  Hotelportier : Unfortunately I can't give out any information.

  Andy : [puts money in an envelope]  Maybe you can give me small clue.

  Hotelportier : [takes the envelope]  Ticket to Velden.

  Andy : Something else?

  Hotelportier : Not that I'm aware.

  Andy : [puts more money in another envelope]  Maybe you are.

  Hotelportier : [takes the envelope]  Phone call with Velden.

  Andy : Where exactly?

  Hotelportier : [gives Andy an empty envelope, Andy puts money in it and returns it, the receptionist takes it]  Hotel management school "Luculus".

  Andy : Thank you.

  [leaves] 

  Hotelportier : [puts all three envelopes inside his jacket]  No problem, it's my job to give information.

• Onkel Fritz : I tell you, this is some day today.

  Andy : Next year we are going to cancel that day.

  Onkel Fritz : If we are going to survive it.

  Andy : Why? Are you preparing a new experiment?

• Andy : [developing and checking photos Andy secretly took of Hanna/Renate]  You see, Commercial sphings, I can always do it.

  Sheila Garrett : One thing you did for sure.

  Andy : What is it?

  Sheila Garrett : To be with me in the dark room.

  Andy : Ah, now I understand why it is so hot in here.

• Onkel Fritz : [Dressed as a woman]  Isn't this a great boat, in which Hanna is driving.

  [suddenly realise Renate in front of him/her, thinking that this is Hanna] 

  Onkel Fritz : But aren't you out there right now?

  Andy : Oh auntie, auntie. You caught the Wörthersee-disease.

  Onkel Fritz : Not that. Browny darling, do I look sick?

  Mr. Brown : Not at all, sweety.

  Onkel Fritz : Darling.

  Mr. Brown : If you look at me like that I get weak.

  Onkel Fritz : Well you should drink tomorrow a MOBIS-bottle with your coffee. Makes you strong.