Hilfe, ich liebe Zwillinge (1969)
Georg Thomalla: Onkel Fritz
Quotes
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Onkel Fritz : [disguised as the female teacher Mrs. Darling] Excuse me, where is the hotel management school.
Ziborius : Over there. I'm the principal.
Onkel Fritz : So the way leads me to you.
Ziborius : Ziborius.
Onkel Fritz : Darling.
Ziborius : Excuse me, do we know each other from earlier?
Onkel Fritz : Unfortunately no.
Ziborius : But dear lady said 'Darling'.
Onkel Fritz : Oh, what unfortunate missunderstanding. My dear name is 'Darling'.
Ziborius : Ah, Darling, the new cooking teacher. Hello. Kiss your hand. Are you doing well again?
Onkel Fritz : By no means. I'm my niece. I mean my sister. I mean my sister cabled me that she is not doing well and she sent me here, because we can't leave you alone with the cooking classes.
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Andy : Uncle Fritz, wake up. He is sleeping like a sack again.
[Suddenly sees Fritz on the floor, sleeping]
Andy : Fritz, what are you doing down there?
Onkel Fritz : You see, tonight I heard something falling down, but I didn't realise that it was me.
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Onkel Fritz : [picks up the phone] Hello?
[suddenly scared, puts some fabric over the phone to disguise his voice]
Onkel Fritz : I told you already my uncle isn't here. What? He is dead. Away. In the puerperium.
[slams down the phone]
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Onkel Fritz : I tell you, this is some day today.
Andy : Next year we are going to cancel that day.
Onkel Fritz : If we are going to survive it.
Andy : Why? Are you preparing a new experiment?
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Onkel Fritz : I have to send you dearest greetings from my sister.
Mr. Brown : Where is she? I wanted to introduce her to my mommy.
Onkel Fritz : The mommy, the good mommy. How is she?
Mr. Brown : Very good. Why?
Onkel Fritz : Still in Oklahoma?
Mr. Brown : Where is she?
Onkel Fritz : Who? Your mommy?
Mr. Brown : No, your sister.
Onkel Fritz : With the mommy.
Mr. Brown : In Oklahoma?
Onkel Fritz : No, in Bielefeld, with my mommy.
Mr. Brown : But I wanted to introduce her to my mommmy. She already knows her mommy.
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Mr. Brown : What about the inventions I wanted to buy?
Onkel Fritz : Ah, no problem. All invetions and patents were built by me and my sister together. I am just like my ister, you can do the same thing with me.
Mr. Brown : I can't introduce you to my mommy.
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Onkel Fritz : [Dressed as a woman] Isn't this a great boat, in which Hanna is driving.
[suddenly realise Renate in front of him/her, thinking that this is Hanna]
Onkel Fritz : But aren't you out there right now?
Andy : Oh auntie, auntie. You caught the Wörthersee-disease.
Onkel Fritz : Not that. Browny darling, do I look sick?
Mr. Brown : Not at all, sweety.
Onkel Fritz : Darling.
Mr. Brown : If you look at me like that I get weak.
Onkel Fritz : Well you should drink tomorrow a MOBIS-bottle with your coffee. Makes you strong.
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Busebius's assistant : [Fritz opened up the oil container of a car. Oil is coming out] What have you done again?
Onkel Fritz : Don't worry, I just checked the oil.
Busebius's assistant : Why? It is full.
Onkel Fritz : It used to be.
Busebius's assistant : We all have to do everything twice.
[kicks Fritz, he lands under a different car]
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Busebius : Where is the crazy guy?
Onkel Fritz : I'm here, what can I do for you?
Busebius : What are you doing down there?
Onkel Fritz : As you told me, I'm fixing the car.
Busebius : I can see that. But it's the car of the competitor, you, you, you...
Onkel Fritz : Idiot?
Busebius : Exactly.