Hook, Line and Sinker (1969)

Felipe Turich: Foreign Mortician

Quotes 

• [Peter and Scott enter the mortuary looking for a body that fits Peter's description to send back home for his supposed funeral] 

  Foreign Mortician : I have just what you're looking for.

  Foreign Mortician : [reading the paper he pulls out on the deceased]  "Male, heart attack, six feet, one hundred and seventy five pounds."

  [the mortician pulls out the body] 

  Peter Ingersoll : [to Scott as he pulls the cover off of the deceased to sees that he's a black man]  Too tall.