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Quotes
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Charlie Cartwright : [Trying to convince Samantha to stay with him in Europe] Don't go back, Sam.
Samantha Perkins : Charlie, I'm a square. I have to know where I'm headed. I can't just drift.
Charlie Cartwright : Look, we drifted into this and it's not all that bad, is it?
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Charlie Cartwright : Sam Perkins?
Samantha Perkins : Uh, that's Samantha.
Charlie Cartwright : Oh, I'm sorry, they've abbreviated it here. Is that Miss or Mrs.?
Samantha Perkins : Miss.
Charlie Cartwright : [smiling] Which is as good as a mile, eh?
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Charlie Cartwright : The night's early, and the hotel is just around the...
Samantha Perkins : Oh, do me a favor, Charlie.
Charlie Cartwright : Anything!
Samantha Perkins : Take no for an answer.
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Charlie Cartwright : Play your cards right, Miss Sam, and I have an extra special treat for you.
Samantha Perkins : Dirty postcards?
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Samantha Perkins : Tell me when we get to Liechtenstein.
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Samantha Perkins : Back in Minneapolis there are no Rhine castles and there are no gondolas and there's no bloody magic to confuse me.
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Samantha Perkins : You're a funny man, Charlie.
Charlie Cartwright : Funny strange or funny "ha ha"?
Samantha Perkins : Funny unpredictable.
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George : Samantha, if I go with you, we can be married in Europe.
Samantha Perkins : Maybe next trip.
George : Always that maybe.
Samantha Perkins : Well, that's why I'm taking this trip, George. To be sure.
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Samantha Perkins : What would you say? That I'm - what? Intelligent?
Charlie Cartwright : Oh, very.
Samantha Perkins : And not bad looking, perhaps?
Charlie Cartwright : As a matter of fact, you are a smasher.
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Samantha Perkins : Now, this is more like it!
Charlie Cartwright : Like what?
Samantha Perkins : The London I'd hoped to see. People, not monuments.
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Samantha Perkins : [drunkenly] Oh, Charlie. Charlie Brown, I am sorry for all the terrible, awful things I said.
Charlie Cartwright : Well, forget it, forget it.
Samantha Perkins : But I couldn't be just another bird on the list, number nine or 300 or whatever astronomical figures you deal in.
Charlie Cartwright : They're just a few friends scattered about, really. That's all.
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Samantha Perkins : The best two weeks a girl from Minneapolis ever had.