The Trouble with Girls (1969)

Vincent Price: Mr. Morality

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• Mr. Morality : You're a good man. When you see a good man, think about emulating him. When you see a bad man, examine your own heart. Confucius.

• Mr. Morality : Nothing on earth consumes a man more quickly than the passion of resentment. Nietzsche.

• Mr. Morality : "They do not fret and whine about their condition. They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins. Not one of them is demented with the mania of owning things." Now I ask you, ladies and gentlemen, are we truly less than the animals, as Whitman feels, or can we be more? Can we stop our complaining and crank our new life starter and try to begin afresh? I say start afresh!

• Mr. Morality : We can all change. Change is one thing that is certain besides death. What you have been is of little significance. What you are is the essence.

• Mr. Morality : There is no such thing as immorality once you yourself have become a moral force.

• Mr. Morality : You're a mighty good man! Good men are the stars, the planets of the ages...... wherein they live and illustrate their time. Jonson. Without an H.

• Mr. Morality : Hemingway, who only last year wrote that incredible novel about postwar disillusion, "The Sun Also Rises," who said, "So far, about morals, I only know that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after."

• Mr. Morality : You're a safe driver. I felt very secure with you. Out of this nettle danger, we pluck this flower safely.

  Betty : Shakespeare!

  Mr. Morality : You're not only handsome, you're bright.