Where Eagles Dare (1968)
Richard Burton: Maj. Smith
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Quotes
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[Smith and Schaffer are observing the Castle of Eagles fortress, and a nearby military base]
Lt. Morris Schaffer : If I'm not mistaken, that's an army barracks over there.
Major John Smith : No mistake, Lieutenant. This the headquarters of the Wehrmacht Alpenkorps.
Lt. Morris Schaffer : Oh, swell. Do you have any other surprises I should know about?
Major John Smith : I thought you knew, Lieutenant. Why do you think we were chosen for his mission as if not to make social contact?
Lt. Morris Schaffer : You mean we're gonna go down there? Mingle with the German Army?
Major John Smith : Of course. Why do you think we're not dressed as German sailors?
Lt. Morris Schaffer : We'll be recognized as strangers.
Major John Smith : Training troops come and go all the time. What are six new faces among 600 new faces?
Lt. Morris Schaffer : Look, Major, this is primarily a British operation. I'm an American. I don't even know why the hell I'm here.
Major John Smith : Lieutenant, you're here because you're an American.
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[repeated line]
Major John Smith : Broadsword calling Danny Boy.
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Major John Smith : Lieutenant, in the next 15 minutes we have to create enough confusion to get out of here alive.
Lt. Morris Schaffer : Major, right now you got me about as confused as I ever hope to be.
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Mary Ellison : I nearly froze to death in that damn plane. Why couldn't you have supplied some hot water bottles or an electrically heated suit? I thought you loved me.
Major John Smith : Can't help what you think.
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Lt. Morris Schaffer : [referring to what Smith called him earlier to maintain his cover] "Second rate punk," huh?
Major John Smith : All I could think of on the spur of the moment.
Lt. Morris Schaffer : Thanks, that makes it even worse.
Major John Smith : [smiles] Sorry.
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[last lines]
Lt. Morris Schaffer : Do me a favor, will you? Next time you have one of these things, keep it an all-British operation.
Major John Smith : I'll try, Lieutenant.
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Maj. Wilhelm Wilner : [into a phone] Major Wilner speaking. Ja, Colonel.
SS-Standartenführer Kramer : [into a phone] Can you describe him?
Maj. Wilhelm Wilner : [into the phone] That will not be necessary. Ask him to show you his right forearm.
Major John Smith : Certainly.
Maj. Wilhelm Wilner : [as Smith raises his sleve] There are two parallel scars, about three centimeters apart.
SS-Standartenführer Kramer : [into the phone] The scars are there.
Maj. Wilhelm Wilner : [into the phone] Ask how he get them.
SS-Standartenführer Kramer : [to Smith] How did you get those?
Major John Smith : I was born with them.
SS-Standartenführer Kramer : [into the phone] He says he was born with them.
Maj. Wilhelm Wilner : [into the phone] That is right. Tell him he's a traitor.
Major John Smith : Tell him he's a renegade.
Maj. Wilhelm Wilner : [bursts out laughing] That is Schmidt! No question about it!
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Major John Smith : You are going up to the castle tonight as, well, yes as a domestic.
Mary Ellison : How? Naked?
Major John Smith : Not a bad idea, but it's a bit obvious.
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Major John Smith : Nobody leaves here until I come back. Jock, save me some coffee.
Sgt. Jock MacPherson : It'll be cold by then.
Major John Smith : They say that's an advantage. You can't taste cold coffee.
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Major John Smith : [to Schaeffer] In your own idiom, you're a 'punk'. And a pretty second rate punk at that.
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Mary Ellison : You must be mad.
Major John Smith : If I wasn't, what would I be doing in this job?
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[after Schaffer kills a German with a knife]
Major John Smith : That was quick.
Lt. Morris Schaffer : Fear lent him wings, as the saying goes.
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Major John Smith : [referring to Colonel Turner] They say he knew Hitler quite well.
Lt. Morris Schaffer : Yeah, I THOUGHT he looked a little nuts.
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Major John Smith : Now, General Carnaby, perhaps you'll be good enough to give us your real name, rank and serial number.
[shoots the chair]
Gen. George Carnaby : [long pause, then] Cartwright Jones, Corporal, U.S. Army RA 123-025-3964.
Major John Smith : Thank you.
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Lt. Morris Schaffer : There's a stop and start button.
[for the cable car]
Major John Smith : See if you can make the motor work.
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[a large body of German troops led by field security chief Colonel Weissner storm into the guesthouse pub in a raid]
Col. Weissner : [addressing the crowd] Attention! We are looking for four or five Alpinekorps deserters from Studguardt. To escape they killed two officers and a guardroom sergeant. They were last known to be heading this way.
Major John Smith : [quitely to his men] Clever. Very clever indeed.
Col. Weissner : [continuting to the crowd] I want all the officers of Drafts 13, 14, and 15 to come forward at once!
[to his men]
Col. Weissner : Check their papers. Check them carefully.
Major John Smith : [to his men] Well gentlemen... any suggestions?
[Thomas, Christiansen, and Berkley are silent]
Major John Smith : [to Schaffer] Lieutenant?
Lt. Morris Schaffer : Well, I think we'll stand a lot better chance of getting away outside then we will in here.
Major John Smith : Agreed. Gentlemen... see you after the war.
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Major John Smith : You're late.
Mary Ellison : One day, I won't come at all.
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Major John Smith : [In the Werfen gasthaus cafe] And who might you be, my pretty Alpine rose?
Heidi : Heidi. Stop, Major. I've got important work to do.
Major John Smith : There's no more important work than entertaining the soldiers of the Fatherland. Shall I sing you a song?
Heidi : I hear too much singing.
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Major John Smith : Let me make myself perfectly understood. If any of you utters a word... I'll kill you all; do you understand?
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Lt. Morris Schaffer : What were you and that major talking about?
Major John Smith : I told him I was Himmler's brother.
Lt. Morris Schaffer : Yeah, well I can see why that would shake him up a little.