Twelve Chairs (1971)

Yuriy Nikulin: Tikhon, street cleaner

Quotes 

• Dvornik Tikhon : Master! Back from Paris!

  Kisa Vorobyaninov : Hello, Tikhon. I certainly haven't come from Paris. Where did you get that strange idea from?

  Ostap Bender : This isn't Paris, but you're welcome to our abode.

  Kisa Vorobyaninov : I haven't come from Paris.

  Ostap Bender : Splendid, of course you haven't come from Paris. You've no doubt come from Kologriv to visit your deceased grandmother. My name's Bender. You may have heard of me.

  Kisa Vorobyaninov : No, I haven't.

  Ostap Bender : No, how could the name of Ostap-Suleiman-Bertha-Maria Bender Bey be known in Paris?

  Kisa Vorobyaninov : Bertha-Maria Bender... Sounds weird... I haven't come from Paris.

  Ostap Bender : Marvelous. You've come from Morshansk! Is it warm in Paris now?