Myra Breckinridge (1970)

Farrah Fawcett: Mary Ann

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• Myra Breckinridge : Those were the days. Spike Jones and his City Slickers, Ina Ray Hutton and Her All-girl Band, and, of course, the Andrews Sisters. Well, there'll never be anyone like them. The decline in our music saddens me - nearly as much as the decline in our films.

  Mary Ann Pringle : I have never heard of any of these people.

  Myra Breckinridge : But, my dear, they were unique. Truly mythic. Why, the Andrews Sisters really did roll out that barrel and no one yet has ever rolled it back.

• [Myra and Mary Ann are in bed together] 

  Mary Ann Pringle : If only there was some man like you. I'd really fall, I would. But not like this. If only you were a man...

• Myra Breckinridge : How should a man act?

  Rusty Godowsky : He should ball chicks. That's how.

  Mary Ann Pringle : But only if he loves her.

• Mary Ann Pringle : I'm sorry, Myra. I just can't. I wish I could, really.

  Myra Breckinridge : Love isn't always a matter of sex, you know.

  Mary Ann Pringle : Well, I know. And I really do love you as you are. I even like it when you touch me. Up to a point. I don't know. I just can't let myself go. That's the way I am.

• Mary Ann Pringle : We have here a fine selection of all of your favorite treats. F is for French fry. P is for pizza. Oh, I'm sorry. P is for pretzel. Oh, A is for apple. I almost forgot. There's me. Would you like this banana? And me? Oh. Open wide. Isn't that good? Let me see. Some peanut butter. Would you like some peanut butter? With a little jelly? With some whipped cream? Mmm! So good. H is for hot dog. It's so good!