The Out of Towners (1970)

Johnny Brown: Waiter - Train

Quotes 

• George Kellerman : You know how long we were in line?

  Gwen Kellerman : Two hours.

  George Kellerman : Two hours. That's how long.

  Waiter in Dining Car on Train : [hands a plate of food and coffee to a customer]  Chicken sandwich and coffee.

  George Kellerman : Can we see a menu, please?

  Waiter in Dining Car on Train : We just got sandwiches and drinks.

  George Kellerman : Oh. Eh, two Chicken sandwiches, please.

  Waiter in Dining Car on Train : Sorry, no chicken.

  George Kellerman : Isn't that chicken?

  Waiter in Dining Car on Train : Yeah, that's chicken. But when he eats that, that's the end of the chicken.

  Gwen Kellerman : They're out of chicken, George.

  George Kellerman : Got ham or cheese?

  Waiter in Dining Car on Train : No ham.

  George Kellerman : Just cheese.

  Waiter in Dining Car on Train : No cheese.

  George Kellerman : [under his breath]  No cheese.

  Gwen Kellerman : What DO you have?

  Waiter in Dining Car on Train : Peanut Butter on white bread.

  George Kellerman : What else you got?

  Waiter in Dining Car on Train : More peanut butter on white bread. Ran out of everything a few minutes ago, ma'am.

  Gwen Kellerman : But don't you have anything else? My husband isn't allowed to eat peanut butter or white bread.

  Waiter in Dining Car on Train : I got saltine crackers and green olives. That's all, ma'am. We didn't expect 350 people tonight. No, ma'am.