The Strawberry Statement (1970)

Danny Goldman: Charlie

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• Simon : How many kids *will* show, do you think?

  Charlie : It's worth taking a look. I mean, a lot of kids'll show because of that strawberry statement.

  Simon : What?

  Charlie : The dean. He said our telling him we had an opinion is like telling him we like strawberries.

  Simon : Oh, I love straw - I love strawberries!

  Charlie : Oh, schmuck.

  Simon : Strawberries? What's he got against strawberries?

  Charlie : Must be their color.

• Charlie : [walks in on his roommate, Charlie, in bed with Irma, she runs out of the room]  I'm not gonna take this lying down.

  Simon : You know, you keep smoking in bed and you're gonna burn the place down.

  Charlie : You couldn't knock?

  Simon : No, I couldn't knock. Now, I'm not gonna get in a hassle over some strange chick getting balled...

  Irma : [from the other room]  Woman! I'm not a strange chick. I'm a strange woman!

  Simon : A strange woman getting balled in my room, on my bed, especially if I'm not balling her.

  Charlie : Couldn't you knock first?